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#37: Love Him or Leave Him, But Don’t Get Stuck With the Tab: Hilarious Advice for Real Women by Loni Love

Love Him or Leave HimThis was a really nice way to end 2013.

I discovered Loni Love on Chelsea Lately.  I loved how she doesn’t put up with any of Chelsea’s shit and her stories always make me laugh.  She seems like a hot mess, and yet she totally has it together.  She always comes across as super confident and you can tell that she has too many important things to do than deal with stupid people.  She’s the friend you’d go to when you want to know the truth, not get complimented.

Apparently women approach her all the time like they are BFFs.  There’s something about her that makes people think they know each other.  After standup shows, they wait for her in the bathroom or hang out at the meet and greet and then ask really personal questions.  Lots of TMI.  But they know Love isn’t going to bullshit them, so if they spill the details, she’s going to speak the truth.

When you have this much power, you write a book.

I for real lol’d several times when reading this.  She covers all aspects of dating and love.  First dates to throwing a man out of your house.  Recovering from dating disasters to dealing with his baby momma.  Figuring out how to handle an unexpected hook up to dealing with your man’s stupid friends.  It’s all in here.  The best part is that there are seriously out there questions, like can I sleep with my mom’s ex-husband (No.  Unless you trade her one of your exes.) and then there are things just about all women deal with like what to do when you don’t think you want to get married.  Or do want to get married.

The absolutely best part of this book is that Love has a story for everything.  Either she’s dealt with it herself or has a friend or family member who has been through it.  She details her own disasters and lays everything on the table.  You really do feel like you’re BFFs.  This book feels like you’re hanging out with a hysterical and honest friend.  Yeah, she’s going to tell you to stop fucking around, but she’s going to help you get drunk while you discuss it.  Also, there will probably be pancakes.

If you’re looking for a quick and fun read, grab this book.  If you’re a fan of Loni Love and haven’t read this yet, you will not be disappointed.  Although she had help writing it, it is 100% her voice.  I didn’t need the audio version to feel like she was reading it to me.

I couldn’t be happier with this being the last book I read in 2013!

#18: Man Up!: Tales of My Delusional Self-Confidence by Ross Mathews

Man Up

Quick and dirty celebrity memoir review:

  • If you like Ross Mathews, read this book.
  • If you really like Ross Mathews, listen to this book.
  • If you do not like Ross Mathews, why are you even looking at this book?

And now, my thoughts:

I adore Ross Mathews, although I just this second realized I’ve been spelling his last name wrong.  I’m a fan of Chelsea Lately and always love when he’s on the round table.  This is where I first “met” him, if you will.  I knew he was on the Tonight Show, but I didn’t know anything about him until I saw him on Chelsea, perfectly dressed, complete with pocket square.

I was super excited to find out he was writing a book, and my fingers were crossed that he’d do an audio version.  He had to do an audio version!  It’s Ross Mathews!  Part of the reason why I love him is because of his voice!  Even when he’s being snarky, he sounds so sweet and innocent.  There’s nothing like a cheery voice delivering a well deserved disappointed pun at a celebrity who has let him down.

The planet had to have known the second he emerged into the world that he was far too fabulous to stay in Washington and be kept from us.  It’s possible this happened at this moment of his conception.  His stories about growing up in spinach land and crafting swears to make his father proud clearly point to where he would later end up.  This was a boy who was happy screaming obscenities at a lake to make fish appear (it totally works) and then pick out just the right outfit to wear for an elementary school rap performance.  (Spoiler: the rap results in heartbreak.)

He knew from an early age that he wanted to be on TV, and he really wanted to host his own talk show.  Sitting on the couch with his beloved mom watching Oprah, he saw the potential of fame and how it brought people together.  It was an opportunity for him to share his love of life with all of us!

His writing is hilarious.  I love memoirs when it’s clear the author did the writing.  This book is 100% Ross.  From the alliteration to the puns, it’s everything I could have dreamed.  I knew I had to have the audio version and it was even more fantastic that I could have imagined.  He’s the type of celebrity that is able to be your best friend, and he actually wants to be your best friend!  He’s sweet and honest and humble and truly grateful for where he is in his life.  It feels like he’s reading the book for you and only you.

Listening him talk about his first (and only!) encounter with a vagina to coming out to his mom (who already knew) to his secret Lane Bryant shame (banned for life!), I liked him more and more with each chapter.  He is sweet and kind, but he will curse you out on a bus of teenagers if you are hateful.

I especially liked the parts with his mom because he does a hilarious and loving imitation of her.  I felt like I knew her after a few sentences.  It was beautiful hearing such unconditional love and pride.

The book is a wonderful journey of little Ross to Hello Ross and I’m thrilled that he decided to write his book.  Squash, dogs, drugs, mascara goo, stolen food – it’s all here.   And there is alliteration!  And puns!  Such wonderful puns!

I adore Ross, I love this book, and if you are at all a fan of his, you need to get it.  And you must get the audio version.

#3: This is a Book by Demetri Martin

This Is A BookDo you like Demetri Martin?

If yes, then you will like this book.

If no, then you will not like this book.  Why did you pick it up?  Did you want to confirm that you don’t like him?  Maybe roll your eyes and judge him?  Or were you giving him one more chance to decide that you really don’t like him and it’s nothing personal?

I could end the review here, but I’ll add some of my thoughts.

I like Demetri Martin and enjoyed reading this because I read it in his voice, especially the one liners or quick set up jokes.

This Is A Book is a mix of his awesome drawings, observations and thoughts, short stories, letters to the reader, first person narratives and really just about any genre you can think off in the non-fiction sector.

It’s delightful.

If you have a short attention span or aren’t in love with what you’re currently reading, don’t worry because there’s only a few more pages before you get to the next part.

Essentially this review is “If you like Demetri Martin you’ll like his book.”

Not my best write up, but it is accurate.